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MeetingMortem

Paste a meeting. Get the post-mortem.

MeetingMortem extracts decisions, owners, and blockers from any meeting transcript — on your Mac, with no network calls in the default path. Paste from Zoom, Otter, Granola, or a plain text file, and the app runs a bundled on-device language model to produce three editable columns: what was decided, who owns what, and what is blocked. Nothing leaves the machine.

One-time$29 once· Fully functional 7-day trial — extraction always works; export and history persistence unlock on purchase
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MeetingMortem

productivity

Paste a meeting. Get the post-mortem

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Paste or drop a transcript in any format
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On-device extraction via a bundled ~3B-class language model (MLX on Apple Silicon, llama.cpp fallback). No network call is made in the default path; the sandbox is built without the network entitlement.
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Three editable columns
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One-click export to Markdown, Slack-formatted text, plaintext, or an email-body scaffold. Copy to clipboard only
Open MeetingMortem

What you get

MeetingMortem was built for exactly this.

The core features that make MeetingMortem different from the generic alternatives.

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Paste or drop a transcript in any format — Zoom auto-transcript, Otter export, Granola, VTT, SRT, or plain text — and MeetingMortem sanitises timestamps and speaker tags before the model sees them.

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On-device extraction via a bundled ~3B-class language model (MLX on Apple Silicon, llama.cpp fallback). No network call is made in the default path; the sandbox is built without the network entitlement.

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Three editable columns — Decisions, Owners, Blockers — each rendered as draggable, click-to-edit cards with a verbatim evidence quote from the transcript.

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One-click export to Markdown, Slack-formatted text, plaintext, or an email-body scaffold. Copy to clipboard only — no OAuth, no send-from-app.

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Local history of up to 50 meetings, each stored as an AES-256-GCM encrypted file with per-file keys held in the macOS Keychain. Pinning exempts up to 10 meetings from the FIFO eviction policy.

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Full-text search across history decrypts transcripts in memory only — nothing is written to disk in plaintext during a search.

A note from the studio

“The post-mortem framing is the whole product. It treats every meeting as an event worth documenting forensically — not summarized lightly, but examined. That tone is deliberate.”

How it works

Three steps. No account. No tracking.

  1. 01

    Paste the transcript

    Drop a .txt, .md, .vtt, or .srt file onto the window, or paste directly. MeetingMortem strips timestamps and speaker prefixes before inference begins.

  2. 02

    Wait about a minute

    The bundled model runs on Apple Silicon — no network, no cloud. A skeleton grid fills in as cards arrive. Longer transcripts are automatically chunked and merged.

  3. 03

    Edit and export

    Every card is editable. Reorder, delete, or add entries the model missed. Then copy the result as Markdown, Slack text, plaintext, or an email body — one keystroke.

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From the journal

Notes on the practice.

  1. 01

    Being Interrupted in Meetings: Why Getting Talked Over Feels Like Being Erased, and How to Hold the Floor

    Being interrupted in meetings stings more than it should. Here is the turn-taking science behind why people cut you off, and how to keep the floor without a fight.

    2026-10-26

    6 min read

  2. 02

    Awkward Silence in Meetings: Why Four Seconds Feels Like Rejection, and Why the Best Facilitators Wait Anyway

    Awkward silence in meetings triggers a rejection response in about four seconds. Here's the research on why waiting through it gets better answers from everyone.

    2026-10-26

    7 min read

  3. 03

    The Next-in-Line Effect: Why You Stop Listening in Meetings Right Before It's Your Turn to Speak

    The next-in-line effect in meetings explains why you miss whatever is said right before your turn. The science of silent rehearsal, and how to actually hear your team.

    2026-10-25

    7 min read

  4. 04

    Someone Took Credit for Your Idea in a Meeting? Cryptomnesia and Why They May Not Know They Did It

    Someone took credit for my idea in a meeting, and they may not even know it. The psychology of cryptomnesia, and how to get your idea back without becoming the bitter one.

    2026-10-25

    7 min read

  5. 05

    Left Out of Meetings at Work? Why Being Excluded From the Invite Hurts So Much, and What to Do With the Sting

    Left out of meetings at work? Exclusion sets off the same alarm system as physical pain. Here's the science of the sting, and what to do in the hour after you notice.

    2026-10-24

    7 min read

The dispatch

A dispatch from the studio.

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